If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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