So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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