idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
COCAINE IS GR8
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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