You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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