I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i think my mom watched the whole time
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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