you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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