blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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