My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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