i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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