Pappa wants mamma naked
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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