My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
why is half of my head shaved?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
