Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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