Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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