Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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