Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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