don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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