what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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