these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
