Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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