Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Randomize