fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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