so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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