You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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