i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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