I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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