You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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