I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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