Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
