i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i out mim tonsoeep
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