k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
FUCK WHALES
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