How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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