I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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