she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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