I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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