No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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