of course. lets lasso hookers.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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