Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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