I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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