Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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