He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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