I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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