first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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