Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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