And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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