god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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