so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Please don't give away my fajitas
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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