Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sext me about skeletons
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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