i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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