You just made me feel so damn special
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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