u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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