your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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