Since when is my name a synonym for head?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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