I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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