Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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