I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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