when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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