I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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